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Episode I: Standoff Stalemate
Cap Chino ran his tongue
over one of his canine teeth as he looked at his beautiful pearly whites in the
pocket mirror he was holding up to the level of his eyes. He turned his
head a quarter to the left and scratched one tooth with a finger nail and was
pleased to see it come away clean.
Cap Chino had
been 28 years old for five years now and lucky for him, everyone believed
it. His hair was mocha in color and swooped back to collect at the nape of
his neck. His eyes were a darker mocha, almost black and his skin look like
cream freshly poured into a hot cup of joe.
He listened with one ear as his
friend, Glazel Duncan, once again complained about the horrors of his life.
"I'm tellin ya Cap, it ain't fair! I mean, the least my father
could've done was spare me a few bucks for a sandwich, but he just kicks me
out...with nothin’!"
Glazel had a rather high voice
for Cap's ears, but the man listened anyway. Glazel was 25, but everyone
swore he was 15. Glazel was short, 5'5" to be exact, whereas Cap was a
strapping 6'2". Cap had the body of a linebacker while Glazel looked as if
he hadn't even grown into his yet. Glazel's hair was yellow blonde in color and
his eyes seemed to be a dark brown, almost black. Seeing the two together could
sum them up in one sentence:
Don Juan conspiring with
Dennis the Menace.
"Cap...hey, CAP!"
"Huh? What?" Cap asked as he came out of his
narcissistic dream and looked at Glazel.
"Are you even listening to me
anymore?" Glazel asked through the frown that was plastered on his face. Cap
could only sigh.
"Y'see Glazel, the problem is...you're whining. And it's
not even the kind of whine that makes you look good. I mean if a gorgeous lady
walked by here right now, would you keep on with the 'woe is me act' or would
you change the subject and be a man? I mean, answer me that boy!"
"I am not
a boy! I am a man! And yes, if a person, man or woman, walked by I would change
the subject."
Cap could only raise a brow and stare at Glazel through his
left eye. It was a look that screamed 'oh really?'
"Honestly! I would!"
Glazel added, beginning to slump in his seat at the booth and begin to
pout. Cap shook his head gently making sure not a strand of hair got out
of place. He took one more look at himself in the small mirror and tucked it
away as he rested his arms on the booth's table.
The two were sitting in "Froster's Donuts", a rather shabby establishment that
sold what most people claimed were the worse donuts in all of Raspberry Creme.
There was only one problem. It was the only shop that sold donuts in Raspberry
Creme.
The small shop had two tables and two
booths. The rest of the place consisting of the kitchen and the light brown
counter which a few of the elders claim had been white back in their day.
Underneath the light brown counter were several varieties of donuts, including
the Raspberry Creme famous donut. The "Crispy Cream" donut which most people
usually ordered without the cream.
Cap and Glazel
were currently sitting in the back booth, the booth which Glazel had been
occupying for nearly three months now. Little money and with only the clothes on
his back, Glazel had suddenly found himself destitute and depressed. If it
weren't for Cap, Glazel was sure he would have been utterly alone.
Glazel sighed as he stuffed his hands in his jean pockets and stood,
heading for the counter.
"Glazel, c'mon, don't do this to yourself." Cap
called out, knowing exactly what Glazel was planning to do. Glazel just
shook his head and looked up to the woman behind the counter.
"May I help
you?" her voice was nasally and she was chewing gum.
"I'd like a Crispy
Cream donut please. Hold the Cream...and the Crispy while you're at it. Ya know,
can I just get a cup of coffee?" Glazel asked as his eyes went up and passed the
lady to stare at the black and white menu that had several letters missing.
"Sorry Duncan, but Mrs. Froster told us to stop givin' you handouts. You'll
have to go someplace else." the gum chewing counteress replied before heading
into the back. Glazel blinked his eyes a few times as if this could not be
happening to him. Before he knew it, he felt Cap's hands on his shoulders,
leading him back to the booth.
"Glazel, you have to do something. School
probably isn't so bad, and if you asked Berry, I'm sure she'd let you have a job
right here. She'd probably let you have all the donuts you could eat too." Cap
said, trying to cheer his buddy up.
"I might as well forget it Cap. I'm a
poor old bum who looks like a kid. Maybe I could try to sell myself at the
orphanage downtown."
Cap began to open his mouth,
to continue to cheer up his best friend, but the sound of the bells tinkling as
the door opened to the donut shop made him close his mouth and easily look above
Glazel's head. A pair of brown haired, blue eyed twins walked through the
door and it seemed as if the heavens had suddenly opened up, shining light on
these two beauties of perfection, Angels singing Hosannas to their glory.
Glazel looked up to Cap, noticing the silence and
next the staring. Glazel turned around to watch the new customers, but for him,
no heavens opened and no Hosannas were sung. All he saw was a pair of twins
walking up to the counter.
"We'd like a box of a dozen Crispy Cream's
please." Twin number one said, leaning her arms on the counter.
"Without the
Cream." Twin number two piped up as she gently tapped her sister's shoulder,
making twin number one stand up straight, but as she took her arms off the
counter a loud sticky slurp sounded and the twin quickly rubbed her arm,
frowning.
"Eeew!" she said in reply to the sugary mess her arm had picked
up.
Cap couldn't believe his eyes as he watched Glazel basically hurdle jump
the back of the booth seat, running up to the counter, grabbing a few napkins on
the way and sliding to a halt in front of the twin with the sticky mess.
"That's what you get Sprinkle, for not standing up straight." the twin
scolded her sister as she began to look at Glazel. Glazel gave a slight
bow as he was noticed and flipped his wrist, offering the napkins with his palm
up.
"Madam, I heard the ungodly sound that counter gave to your lovely arm,
and may I offer these napkins in the hopes it will take away the..er..." Glazel
trailed off, nervously searching for a word to finish his sentence.
"Grossness of it all?" Sprinkle supplied in a whisper, but with a faint
smile.
"Ah, yes! That's it! To take away the grossness of it all!" he
repeated with a bravado smile. Sprinkle giggled, as she placed her left-hand
fingers over her mouth while her right took the napkins. Her sister used both
hands to completely cover her mouth.
"Tell me, brave knight, what is your
name?" Sprinkle asked after her giggling had subsided and she began to wipe off
her arm.
"Glazel. Glazel Duncan."
"I'm Sugar Taffet, and this is my
sister, Sprinkle." the other twin spoke as her sister concentrated on wiping off
the last bit of sugar crystals from her arm.
"A pleasure to meet you fine
young ladies." a deep voice said. Glazel looked up to spot that Cap had finally
joined them. Turning to look back at the girl's, he watched as Sugar seemed to
practically swoon at the site of Cap.
"Wow." she said in awe, her voice
barely a whisper. Sprinkle rolled her eyes before smiling to Glazel.
"Thanks
for the napkins. I really didn't want to have to wait until Blue gave them to
us." she said as she threw a look of daggers at the counter waitress who was
coming with the donuts.
"For a look like that Miss Taffet," Blue began, "I
should charge you extra for. But seeing as how Mrs. Froster yelled at me the
last time I did, you should just consider yourself lucky." and she placed the
box on the counter. "It'll be four twenty-five. And don't try giving any to
Glazel if he asks ya for them. The boy's been in here for the past three months
trying to get freebies. Would've stopped giving them to him last month, but,
well, the poor thing just looks so homely." Blue went from scolding to pity,
talking about Glazel as if he weren't there. This only supplied a deep
frown and a slouch from the young man. Not only was he now being ignored, but
Blue had also done the one thing Glazel detested. She had called him a
boy. To Glazel, this was the epitome of an insult, but he knew that as
long as he didn't want to be thrown out of the donut shop, he would have to keep
a civil tongue. He of course, detested that too.
Sugar dug through her jean pockets and came up with the four dollar bill and the
bronze coin to match it, lying it on the counter as she very gently picked up
the donut box, hoping that unlike her sister's arm, the box would not illicit a
slurping noise. To the sister's relief, it did not.
"Thanks again
Blue."
"See ya later Blue." the two girls said as they began to head out the
door, leaving the two men to stare at them in their wake.
"Glazel, we need
that pair." Cap said as if he were talking about shoes.
"I wonder if they
have a sister." Glazel said with a smirk and a soft chuckle to follow. Cap
blinked and furrowed his eyebrows as he looked down to Glazel.
"What do you
mean by that?"
"Well, I got to them first. If they have a sister, you can
date her."
"Glazel, you could share."
"Never learned how."
"As if
you could handle two women." Cap replied as he began to search for his pocket
mirror again. Glazel just stared at the faint colors of the distant twins.
"Cap, I'd learn how to handle those two."
Every day, except Sunday, at roughly nine o’clock, Cap Chino
would depart from Froster’s Donuts and head over to his own shop the “Pony
Espresso”. At twenty after, the silver bell on the door would ring and Glazel
Duncan would walk in.
“Cap?” Glazel asked sweetly as he batted his eyes.
“Yes Glazel?” Cap would reply tiredly and slightly irked.
“May I have a
cup of coffee please?”
“When are you going to pay me for it?”
“As soon
as my father takes me back in.” Glazel would reply back, his voice still so
sickeningly sweet that Cap would quickly take out his pocket mirror to check his
teeth for cavities.
“Give the mirror a rest Cap. I ain’t that sweet. Now,
about this free cup of coffee…”
“Glazel, you are my dearest friend in all
the world. I’d give you my coffee shop if I could, but the truth of the matter
is, all of Raspberry Crème has decided to stop giving you handouts until you get
a job.”
“And when was this decided?”
“Last night at the town council.”
Cap replied as he filled a bowl with sugar.
“There was a council?” Glazel
asked, looking confused as if the very word ‘council’ did not exist.
“Yes
Glazel, there was. You really should keep up with what goes on around town.” Cap
headed back to the counter and wiped his hands on a towel.
“In between
starving and finding where I’m going to sleep for the night, keeping up on
what’s going on in town is rather at the bottom of my list of concerns.” Glazel
said as he plopped himself on a chair.
“Well if this heat wave continues,
there won’t be much left to Raspberry Crème.”
“C’mon Cap, there ain’t no
heat wave.”
“Fraise River looks like a gulch Glazel and if we loose anymore
water, it’ll become even harder to sell my coffee. People like wet coffee, not
just the powder it comes in.”
“Well, there’s nothing we can do about it.”
“The mayor doesn’t seem to think so. He’s holding another town meeting
tonight.”
Glazel looked at the bottle of creamer on the table and stared at
the tiny square grains that made up the non-dairy product.
“Best idea gets
five hundred dollars.” Cap added as he punched a few buttons on the cash
register and began pulling out a few coins. Glazel blinked a few times and Cap
could see the rusty wheels of his friend’s mind slowly begin to turn. Cap
carefully placed the coins on Glazel’s table so as not to make a sound and then
whispered softly,
“What’s this about a free cup of coffee?”
“That’s it!”
Glazel cried out suddenly, startling Cap. “I’ll offer to not only put a stop to
this heat wave, but get the town more water as well! That’ll get me the five
hundred dollars!” and noticing the coins on the table, Glazel handed them to
Cap. “A cup of ‘Spresso de la Pony Cap. It’s gonna be a long day.”
At ten to two later that day, Cap watched
from behind the bar as Glazel spent his time writing on several napkins with a
very short pencil Cap had loaned him. Glazel had gone through four napkins, all
of them filled with the man’s tiny and neat scrawl, but when Cap tried to look
at them, Glazel gather the napkins and stuck them in his pants pocket.
The young man ever so carefully sipped at his
‘Spresso de la Pony, making sure it would last him till tonight’s town meeting.
“Cap, what’s twelve divided by thirty-four?”
“Two point eighty-three
repeating if you divide it correctly.”
“Thanks.” Glazel replied as he took
another small sip of his coffee.
“Glazel, what in the name of Sweet and Low
are you doing?”
“Nothing. What’s your shoe size?”
“Fourteen wide. No,
really, what are you doing?”
“I’m solving the town’s water problem.” Glazel
answered as he continued to write on his napkins. Cap shook his head as he
grabbed a rag and began to polish the coffee machine.
The bell on the door rang
and both men looked up to see another tall man enter the shop. His hot fudge
hair looked wind tousled although the vanilla part near his head seemed to be
perfectly slicked back. His malt ball black eyes and licorice thin lips only
accented his knife like nose. Tall and lanky, he was dressed in a mint suit with
a vanilla shirt and butterscotch shoes.
“Cap old boy,” the man began as he
straightened his orange sherbet scarf that held a ruby cherry clip, “How are
you? How's the shoppe?” his voice accented extra letters where they normally
wouldn’t be.
“The shop’s fine Tony. Yours?” Cap asked, trying to keep his
smile polite and tone civil. Glazel on the other hand looked between the two men
in genuine curiosity. It was rare to see Cap try and keep his temper down.
“Hey Cap, introduce us to ya new friend?”
“Glazel Duncan, meet Tony
Glace. Tony here owns the Berry Merry Ice Cream Parlor down the street.” Cap
added as he came out from behind the counter to stand next to Glazel.
“Ah!
So this is the young boy who the town has banned against.”
“I’m not a boy
Mr. Glace.” Glazel said through clenched teeth. Tony rolled his eyes to look
back at Cap.
“Yes, yes, either way I’m making two sundaes for the price of
one. Cap, any word on loaning me a bit of your coffee supply?”
“Not until
you plan to pay me.” Cap replied back quickly as he stood his full height,
towering over Tony. Tony cleared his throat nervously as he looked away and his
gaze fell upon Glazel.
“Well then, Mr. Duncan, I was wondering if perhaps
you’d like a job at my ice cream shoppe, seeing as how you don’t have a coin
towards your name.”
“He can’t.” Cap interrupted sharply before Glazel could
answer, startling his companion out of his rising temper.
“Oh?” Tony asked,
confused.
“See, I hired Glazel just yesterday evening. He’s my gopher.”
“Your what?” Tony and Glazel asked at the same time, although Glazel sounded
outraged while Tony seemed to sound even more confused.
“Yep. He goes to the
donut shops, grocery stores, hands out the take out orders. Those sorts of
things.” Cap explained.
“Oh.” Tony said quietly as if this explanation
answered the reasons of the universe. “Well then, I shall be on my way then. See
you gentlemen at tonight’s meeting.” And with that, Tony made a hasty retreat
out of the coffee shop.
“Oh, you owe me for that one!” Glazel said as he sat
back down at his table.
“Look who’s talking.” Cap mumbled under his breath
as he returned to the counter. Luckily, Glazel hadn’t heard him.
“Now, we all know why we’re here and this time it’s not about
Glazel Duncan!” Gary Hun said as he stood atop the stage of Custard Auditorium.
The crowd laughed at Gary’s joke, all of the except Glazel who fumed in his seat
as Cap placed a hand on his friend’s shoulder.
“You know Gary makes fun of
everyone.” Cap said in a low voice as Mayor Latte walked on stage.
“Thank
you Mr. Hun, you may take your seat.”
“Take it where? Ha ha!” Gary added one
last joke as he walked off stage. The crowd only groaned as the mayor stood
before the podium.
“The town is in a crisis,” Latte began, his voice soft
and soothing instead of urgent, “Fraise River is drying up, afternoons have
reached heats of One hundred and seventeen degrees. Schools can no longer keep
in session with the heat and stores must close early in fear their goods may dry
up. I have asked you all here tonight in the hopes that we may find a solution
to our problem.”
The people began to whisper among
themselves, hoping to come up with a quick answer. Glazel cleared his throat a
few times as he tried to choke down his nervousness.
“Uh, Mayor Latte, Sir,”
Glazel squeaked as he stood on top of his chair. Unfortunately, Glazel couldn’t
be heard over the chattering. Cap, noticing the squeak, slapped Glazel on the
back, turning his squeak into a shout, “I have a solution!”
Everyone
suddenly went quiet as all eyes turned towards Rome.
“Well Glazel, come up
here and tell us.” The Mayor said with a smile as some people began to snicker.
Glazel slowly made his way towards the stage, trying in vain to keep from
looking at the people he passed. However, from the corner of his eye he could
see Sprinkle and Sugar sitting in one of the rows. Glazel gulped loudly as
lifted his head high, feigning pride.
Latte moved and Glazel stood behind
the podium. He sighed as he found his eyes barely looked over the edge. He
looked at the side of the podium and noticed a small box. He moved the box
behind the podium and climbed on top of it, giving him the height to let him see
the crowd and vice versa.
“Goo-Good evening. As you all know my name is
Glazel Duncan and—“
“And we haven’t got all night. Get on with it!” someone,
most likely Gary, interrupted rudely.
“Yes, well then, I propose we build a
large shade, a box like structure and place that over Fraise River—“
“And
where—“
“Silence! Let the man finish!” Latte cried out before Glazel could
be fully interrupted again. Indeed, the hall kept quiet.
“Then we use blinds
on all the windows, keeping the morning air inside during the afternoons,”
Glazel continued, “This will keep smaller shops cool for the day. While this
keeps the city cool we will ask Gaufre City if we can borrow a bit of their
water while some other town members find out why the heat wave is only affecting
Raspberry Crème.”
People began to chatter again and the din was that of
confusion.
“Glazel, what do you mean by this?” a small, plump woman in the
back row asked.
“I’m saying that after doing some heavy research this
afternoon, out of the quad-town area, Raspberry Crème is the only town to be
having these heat wave like symptoms. So, I propose that we find out why.”
Some people began to clap, others nodded in agreement.
“Here here then.
All in favor of instating Glazel’s plan say hurray.” Mayor Latte announced. It
sounded as if everyone replied with hurray.
“Those against say Cream.”
“Cream.” Cried out two people. Everyone turned to see a blushing Tony Glace
with a tall brown haired young girl sitting next to him equally embarrassed.
“Well then Glazel, it seems as if you have some work ahead of you.”
“Excuse me sir?” Glazel asked, shock plastering his face as he turned to
look at the mayor.
“You said someone needs to find out why only we are being
affected and I suggest you be that person. Congratulations my boy, you certainly
are learning responsibility now that you are out on your own.”
“Oh joy.”
Glazel mumbled under his breath as he looked out into the dispersing crowd. He
saw Cap smiling his pearly whites straight at him.
“This isn’t
exactly what I had in mind Cap.” Glazel said, staring at the passing sidewalk as
he and Cap headed to the taller man’s apartment.
“Glazel, I honestly don’t
believe you had anything in there to begin with.”
“What do you mean by
that?” Glazel asked as he stopped walked and his temper began to rise again.
“Research all afternoon?” Cap scoffed, “We both know you were in my coffee
shop all day and the only time you’ve been out of it was when you were at
Froster’s Donuts or the town meeting. In fact, you’ve never even been out of
Raspberry Crème, so how do you know if we’re the only ones suffering this heat
wave?”
“And what makes you think you’re always right?” Glazel asked as the
two started walking again.
“With these looks, how could I be wrong?” Cap
replied with a dashing smile. Glazel only rolled his eyes in retort.
A
few minutes of silence passed before Glazel spoke again.
“I think Mayor
Latte knows.”
“Knows what?” Cap asked as he examined his perfectly filed
nails.
“That I’ve never been out of Raspberry Crème before.”
“So?”
“I think that’s why he gave me the job, of going to the other towns, so I’d
get cultured…or something.”
“That’s good.” Cap commented as they stopped
outside his apartment door and he began searching his pockets for the key.
Glazel sighed and pulled a silver key from around a hidden chain hanging on his
neck. He pulled it over his head and in one swift movement, unlocked the door.
“You have a copy of my apartment key?” Cap asked, stunned as he opened his
unlocked door.
“Got one made last week.”
“I thought I’d been running out
of milk rather quickly.” Cap mused as he closed the door once both men were
inside.
“I hope you don’t mind,” Glazel said as guilt began to break in. Cap
headed towards his bedroom while Glazel went towards the kitchen.
“Well, I
could think of other options, like telling me sooner, or asking.” Cap called
out. Glazel rummaged through the refrigerator and frowned at a furry greenish
looking thing, but smiled as his hand fell upon a chocolate pudding cup.
“Where’s the fun in that?” Glazel asked as they both entered the family
room. Don Juan had dressed down to a dark red satin smoking jacket while Dennis
the menace stuck to his red shirt and jean shorts. Cap sat on the couch and
began to read the evening paper. Glazel sat on the other end eating his pudding
cup.
“Ya know Cap—“
“No Glazel, I don’t. Enlighten me.” Cap interrupted
as he flipped towards the second page.
“We’re gonna be super heroes.”
Cap blinked and lowered his paper,
“Excuse me?”
Glazel began to
fumble with a pocket, pulling out one of the napkins from earlier that day.
“Super heroes. You know, like those insect people.” Glazel added as he
unfolded the napkin to show Cap two crude drawings of the two standing side by
side. The picture that represented Glazel showed him wearing a yellow cape and
blue shorts along with his red shirt. The picture that represented Cap showed
him dressed entirely in black and wearing a white baseball cap.
“And, um,
what would our names be?” Cap asked, trying hard to stifle the hysterical
laughter that was bubbling up inside of him.
“Donut Boy and Coffee Man.”
Glazel replied, entirely serious. Cap’s straight face blasted into laughter,
flowing out of him like liquid cream.
“CAP! I’m serious here!” Glazel cried
out, angered and frustrated at his friend’s laughing.
“Glazel, why-why would
we need to become super heroes?” Cap asked through a few more guffaws as he
wiped a tear from his eye.
“Well, we’re goin’ to these other cities, aren’t
we?”
“No, you are going to these other cities. I’m going to sit right here
in my nice cool apartment and read the newspaper.”
Glazel got onto his
knees, making him kneel on the sofa.
“Please Cap, come with me. I can’t go
by myself. Like you said, we both know I’ve never been out of the city. I-I
could get myself killed!”
Cap sighed and folded up his paper, placing it on
the coffee table.
“First of all, you aren’t going to get yourself killed
Glazel. Second off, even if I did go with you, what is with the super hero gig?”
“Let’s say we go to a town and ask for their help, right so who would want
to give an out of town coffee shop owner and his two bit lackey a couple gallons
of water? No one, but if we approached them as super heroes and offering our
protection services in exchange for the water, they’d be willing to agree.”
“In other words, bribe them.”
“No no no no no, compromise, exchange…the
whole ‘goods and services’ kinda deal everyone’s always talkin’ about.” Glazel
tried explaining.
“Protecting them from what though? There’s no crime
anywhere.”
Glazel sighed. On this one note, Cap was right. There was no
crime in the quad-town area. The homeless were given homes, the hungry were fed
and no one needed to steal cause everyone had a job. Even Glazel was taken care
of even though he was on the lower end of most deals. Cap could see Glazel felt
dejected. It was rare when the boy received a great idea, and in some ways,
Glazel could’ve been right. Someday crime could sweep the area and when it did,
he and Glazel could be right there, fighting it every step of the way.
“All
right Glaze, how about this. We go to these towns as ourselves ask for the
water, and if you’re right and they say no, then we return as our super hero
selves. Deal?” Cap offered. Glazel quickly perked up, a grin spreading on his
face.
“Deal.”
To be continued...
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