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 Smut: No.
 Violence: No.
 Language: No
 Rating: G


     Life was cold, cruel and so very very hard. No, really, it was because at this precise moment, our dashing young heroine was sitting on a cold, marble chair in the deepest darkest pits of some alternate Nega-verse. There was light, but it was in great flashes of yellow and red.  Evil, manaical laughter emitted from the blackest of darks and amidst it all was Evil Yakki! Yes, Evil Yakki with her spiked light black hair (Clarol's Pibble 192) and her dark green-brown eyes that darted among her Nega-Verse.  She has two tiny little red spikes that looked as if they were filled with fiber-fill around some flashy material.  She wore a long dark black cape and a pair of red overalls. She wore no shirt and her feet looked like little hooves.

"Moo I say! Moo!" she cried out to the darkness. And in a voice that sounded like bad rampant Zombies from the 80's, there came and cultic-like moo from the darkness,

"Moo. Moo. Moo."

Evil Yakki laughed like her name sake. Dark and evil and very foreboding.

"Now quack my minions! Quack like you mean it!"

"Quack. Quack. Quack." the cult minions said in the same zombie-like voice.  Evil Yakki frowned and rested her weight on her right hip as she held her hand under her chin.

"We really need to work on your people skills minions."

"People skills." they replied.  Evil Yakki sighed. She was feeling good natured today, but she also wanted to be evil and sadistic! A girl didn't get her own dark evil nega-verse for nothing.

"Will you burn me a village?" she asked them rather cautiously.

"Village." they replied.

"Burn?" she asked them.

"Mmm . . . village." they replied. She sighed.

"Villages have MSG! You evil yakki zombie minions should know better!"

"No better . . . than you."

"Hey! I resent that! I happen to know lots of things. And I am quite good thankyouverymuch."

"Mmm . . . MSG."

"Oh forget this!" Evil Yakki said as she threw her hands at the ground in frustration. "I quit!"

"Good." said a man coming from the darkness, his body covered in green semi-glow in the dark paint, "Because I for one need a bath."

"Shut up Steven." Yakki said as she stormed off the set and into another set of darkness.